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I have been noticing a lot of paradox in politics and society lately and I have come up with the following new rules:

• You cannot claim to be Pro-Life and:
  • Yell, “Off with his head,” or, “Kill him” at political rallies.
  • Support the death penalty.
  • NOT BE a vegetarian.
  • Go hunting.
• You cannot disapprove of Bush after realizing what 7 years of leadership from a religious nut job with no clue about foreign policy can do to us and:
  • Support Sarah Palin.
  • Not support Obama because he is ”an intelligent elitist” and not religious enough.
• You can’t accuse Obama of pulling the race card and:
  • Complain about sexism when your highly unqualified VP is questioned.
• You are not allowed to complain about the cost of Democratic social programs and:
  • Support a $700 Billion bailout of companies who made terrible decisions.
  • Not be outraged about failure CEOs walking away with huge severance packages.
• You cannot support drilling in the ocean or wildlife preserves, poor fuel economy ratings and failure for the US to join the G8 Summit and:
  • Enjoy fishing
  • Go camping
  • Claim to care about the environment

Excerpt from Miseduation by The Capitalist Hippie Complex:

I’m sick of excuses, scapegoats and copouts
They’ve got an answer for everything, pulling all the stops out
It’s got me rich in education for a highschool dropout
Block out propaganda, get these questions knocked out

–Joey Flores

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