John McCain is Magical

Why?

He is a hypnotist: because every time he talks I fall asleep.

He is a master of illusion: because, to the untrained eye, it might appear he is answering the debate questions but, lo and behold, the answer is just not there.

He is a wizard: because he has been around since medieval times.

He is a master of the vanishing act: because he rounded up all of the possible VP picks and made their intelligence disappear.

 

Excerpt from Peace, Love and Cold Hard Cash by The Capitalist Hippie Complex:

So, I’m stackin’ mad cash till they’re sorry
I’ll vote Liberal, and drive a hybrid ferrari
Got a mansion with solar paneled windows
And limos, arriving in style with hemp wearin’ bimbos

 

–Joey Flores

The Capitalist Hippie Complex
www.CapitalistHippie.com
http://www.myspace.com/thechc

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