Work Sucks & Music Rocks: Thurs 9/11
Work Sucks - A M-F Daily Diary
Today, work sucks for me, but could prove to be a useful investment opportunity for all of you. I suggest a big buy on stock for makers of the following products:
- Stress Balls - Industrial strength is ideal. Any company that can make custom balls with faces of co-workers will see the sharpest increase in profits.
- Tylenol - Extra Strength, vegan gel-caps.
- Captain Morgan’s and Coca Cola - For those of you with limited capital, purchase the Captain Morgan’s stock.
- Amsterdam or Humboldt County - If you can invest in agriculture for these two regions, probably a good idea.
- Betty Ford Clinic - Hold on this investment for 3-4 months and then Go Big.
Music Rocks - A “When I Get Time” Daily Diary
Today music rocks because…
- Banging on drums has the same affect as using a stress ball.
- Headaches disappear in the presence of extremely loud music.
- It can be done while drinking.
- It can be done while high.
- Not sure, but I think it can be done at Betty Ford.
That said…invest heavy and look for a real good, drug induced album to be released as soon as I am.
–Joey Flores
The Capitalist Hippie Complex
www.CapitalistHippie.com
http://www.myspace.com/thechc
September 12th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
Well looks like you manifested that one with your expectations yesterday. Good job.